SSBASBR: C-15 Things get Crazy

Super Smash Bros All-Stars Battle Royale
(the fanfic story)

Chapter 15: Things get Crazy


*Outside the Facility, near the crumbled ruins*

The temple chamber where Crazy hand is residing wasn’t far from the Facility, but yet the area itself does separate itself from the high-tech building believing you have found an ancient ruin in an exotic, far away land.

The six fighters that volunteered to retrieve Crazy Hand entered the stone chamber and across the room, there was indeed a large tomb door with a large circle carved on the stone door.

“Well, there’s the door Master Hand said Crazy Hand will be,” Commented the Pokemon Trainer.

“Yes, now let’s see if the Ancient Creator words were true,” Zeus claimed before sending a huge electrical blast at the tomb door, the blast of the attack smoke to erupt from the powerful contact on the door.

The God stopped his attack, the smoke started to clear, the evidence of his lightning strike left a burnt scar on the centre of the tomb door.

Nothing happened, until the fighters realised the damage on the tomb door was slowly healing itself.

“So the giant hand was telling the truth,” Nathan said out loud while watching the door healing itself back to it’s original state, the way the fighters found it when they entered the room.

“Okay, now what?” Questioned Toon Link.

“I believe Master Hand said something about making the Smash Symbol perfect, if we want to release Crazy Hand,” Answered Nathan in his thinking posture.

All of them were trying to figure out how were they going to create the Smash symbol on the tomb door until Nathan made a suggestion.

“We can’t use Zeus’ thunder, it will be too jaggered and we’ll be here all day to trying to make the symbol with lightning. Does anybody have a strong blades that can at least make a clean cut on rocks?”

“My Master Sword can make a sword cut on rocks, but it can’t slice through the,” Toon Link answered.

“Well we’re not trying to cut through the stone door just strong enough to make the Smash Symbol, so it good enough,” assured the treasure hunter.

“Poyo!” Kirby enthusiastically announced while holding his Final Cutter sword.

“Can that leave sword marks on rocks?” Questioned Nathan, only because the treasure hunter has never seen Kirby’s fighting style.

“Poy!” the pink puffball chirped in confirmation.

“Alright then, how are we going to do this?” Nathan pondered, they had the equipment but how were they going to make the symbol.

“Kirby can fly up above the circle and slash down to create the vertical line, while Toon Link rides on Charizard making the horizontal line of the symbol.” Red announced.

“That sounds like a plan, you ready?”

The Smashers gave Nathan a nod. “Alright go it and make sure it’s right,” commanded Nathan while the Smashers went closer to the door.

“Wow. You thought things through. How to make the Smash Symbol just right. I must say I’m impressed,” Sly smirked at Nathan.

“Well this isn’t my first time uncovering hidden door ways,” replied Nathan feeling a little cocky.

With the Smashers, Red reached the side of his belt for the Pokemon he needed right now.

“Go!” Red announced when he threw a Pokeball in the air. It popped open with a blue light and formed Charizard.

“Okay, Charizard you and Toon Link need to go to the far side of the temple room and you need to fly and carry him across the room slowly and near the wall so he will be able to make a horizontal line of the Smash symbol. This is really important, did you understand?”

“Rar Rawr,” The fire type nodded before grabbing Toon Link and placing the young cat-like-eyed Hylian on his back and went to the far left side of the room.

While Red, and Toon Link where getting ready, Kirby sucked in a big breath and hold it in before jumping and flapping his short stubby arms and to ‘fly’ above the circle on the large tomb door.

“Okay you guys ready?! Shouted Red making sure Toon Link and Kirby heard.

“Poyo!” Kirby quickly said before sucking in his breath and continued flapping.

“I’m ready to go Red, just say when,” Toon Link shouted back.

Red sighed, trying to calm himself down before getting prepared.

“Alright…let’s make the first try count…GO!”

Charizard started to slowly fly through the room, making sure he’s in the right position so Toon Link will be able to make the horizontal slice.

Toon Link got his Master Sword and place the pointed end of his sword on the tomb door, while Charizard carried him while he horizontally sliced the door.

Kirby got his Final Cutter sword flipped forward in mid air before performing his attack that he occasionally does with his sword and stabbed the curved blade part of the sword creating the vertical line of the Smash symbol.

Both swordsmen watched carefully until they reached the other part of the circle and when both blades made contact with the circle’s edge they quickly withdrew their swords and they both joined Red and the All-Stars back in the centre of the room.

When they regrouped they were looking at the tomb door in a fair distance. They made lines of the Smash symbol perfectly…yet nothing happened.

“Is it wrong?” Nathan wondered since nothing was happening.

But, the crossed cut lines glowed white making the circle glow as well. The tomb door started to slowly rise up, opening the entrance to it’s chamber.

When the door was fully opened it was pitch black they couldn’t see what was in the other chamber room. And it was quiet, a little too quiet for a chamber room that was supposed to contain a powerful being called the ‘Ancient Destroyer,’

“Should we go in?” Suggested Sly.

The small group nodded in agreement, before…

“Mwhahahahahahaha!” A crazed maniacal laugh came out from the opened chamber and echoed around the room the fighters were in. Everyone cautiously prepared themselves.

“Time for some fun,” The wicked voice proclaimed. Before a giant white gloved fist came launching out of the dark room.

The fighters saw this and quickly jumped out of the way, separating in three groups in order to dodge the large foe’s attack.

The large offending hand made a U-Turn and ferociously sped directly for Zeus and Kirby.

“FEEL THE MIGHT OF MY POWER ANCIENT DESTROYER!” Boisterously proclaimed Zeus before sending a lightning charge attack at Crazy Hand.

But Crazy Hand charged through the lightning just like just like a sword cutting through long grass blades.

Zeus was shocked. Never in his immortal life has he witnessed a being took on his attacks as if it was nothing.

The God of Thunder and Lightning was still stunned when the enemy hand powerfully punched Zeus, sending the God flying to the opposite side of the room and the impact on wall caused some rubble to fall on top of the God.

Kirby quickly got out his Final Cutter sword once more taking advantage of the situation since Crazy Hand was close to him.

But Crazy Hand saw this and swiftly caught Kirby in his grasp and slammed the pink puffball at a near by wall.

When Crazy Hand floated off the wall Kirby fell down to the ground. No blood was seen but the Star Warrior was clearly unconscious.

Since Crazy Hand wasn’t facing them. Toon Link was still on Charizard and the dragon flew them both the offending hand.

The Ancient Destroyer turned and saw this upcoming attack and floated up, dodging them before forcefully smacking them to the ground.

“CHARIZARD! TOON LINK!” Red shouted in concern after witnessing his Fire/Flying Pokemon and his young friend get hurt but the strong deity.

Charizard struggled to get up, but the moment it noticed Toon Link, one of Red’s and also his friends, unconscious on the ground near him. Charizard furiously roared and flew straight back at Crazy Hand.

The Ancient Destroyer saw this and readied his position and powerfully back-handed the orange dragon-like Pokemon towards the remaining fighters.

Sly quickly jumped of the way and Charizard collided with Red and Nathan.

Charizard was unconscious due to Crazy Hand’s powerful strike, it effectively pinned both Red and Nathan to the ground. Nathan tried to struggle free while Red was trying to get Charizard’s Pokeball and return him in to get the Pokemon off of him and Nathan and let Charizard rest.

It was Sly against Crazy Hand. Crazy Hand charged to grab the anthro racoon, but Sly jumped out of the way to perform a counter attack, but with one flick movement the senile hand trapped the thieving racoon in his grasp.

“Oh, I live plush toy, let’s see if I can make it squeak,” the Ancient Destroyer claimed before slowly binding Sly in his grasp.

“AH!…NO!…CRAZY HAND…PLEASE!…STOP!” The racoon shouted between breathes, his insides being painfully crushed together.

“And why should I, you little scavenger?” the deranged hand negotiated and constricted Sly a little harder.

“BE…BECAUSE!…YOUR BROTHER!…MASTER HAND!…HE SENT US!…HE NEEDS YOU!” Sly yelled trying to explain to his attacker and starting to feel a little dizzy due to losing oxygen in his body.

“MASTER HAND!” Crazy Hand yelled shockingly.

Due to the hand’s personality change, Crazy Hand dropped Sly, the anthro racoon managed to stumbly land on his feet and is desperately breathing in air.

“My brother! What’s wrong with him? Where is he?!” Frantically ranted Crazy Hand, completely very different from his violent persona.

“He’s in the… Facility…Medical Ward,” the tired racoon gasped, slowing down his breathes.

And with that the giant hand zoomed out of the ruins, leaving the fighters.

Red managed to reach his pockets and got Charizard’s Pokeball and returned the unconscious dragon to it’s resting place, off of him and Nathan.

Zeus emerged from the rubble he was buried in along with Toon Link and Kirby regaining consciousness from the place they were knocked out. All of them noticing that Crazy Hand wasn’t in the room with them.

“Where is the Ancient Destroyer? Is he out causing mayhem to others?” Questioned Zeus.

“No, I told him about Master Hand, and he changed out of his violent state and went looking for his brother,” Sly Cooper answered while getting up, recovered from crushing from Crazy Hand.

“Well at least we didn’t have to drag him back. Maybe we should head back as well,” Nathan spoke while heading out, not really waiting for anyone to answer.

Nobody objected anyway before the left the tomb and back to the pathway to the Facility.


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Back at the Facility: Medical Room


The occupants in the room were waiting patient for the others to return with Crazy Hand, until the automatic doors in the medical room opened and revealed the said deranged hand.


The Smashers couldn’t help themselves to be on alert from Crazy Hand, but Crazy Hand went straight to his brother.


“Brother! Are you alright?! Crazy Hand shouted in concern for his brother.


“I’m fine brother, just a little weak,” Master Hand soothingly replied, trying to calm down his brother.


“If you don’t mind, maybe you could share some of your energy with me?”


“Of course brother,” Crazy Hand confirmed before lifting his brother up.


Both hands grasped each other, before Crazy Hand glowed white and some of the glow transferred to Master Hand.


The Smashers in the medical room can see the visible wounds on Master Hand were slowly healing up.


When the healing process between the two deity hands were finished the two brothers let go of each other and faced each one another while levitating.


“Brother, who has done this to you?” Crazy Hand couldn’t help ask.


Master Hand dropped the strength he was putting on his fingers, letting them hang down while looking remorseful.


“A mistake we should have personally stopped making animate a long time ago,”